Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Hiding Out

It's 150 degrees in my office (a common occurance on unseasonably warm winter days), yet I'm sitting in here behind a closed door because I'm hiding from an office baby shower. I'm afraid if I even peek outside my door someone will "remind" me that they're all meeting in the library to celebrate.

This so sucks.

Oh, and today I refused to give my second fan to another pregnant lady in my office. (Pregnant lady of previous fame, posted here.) I can't decide if that's passive aggressive or just plain aggressive, but I'm at peace with my decision. I need both fans, and fuck her.

9 comments:

Dagny said...

Kick ass.

Enjoy the fan. :D

xoxo

annacyclopedia said...

Hell yes, Babychaser! Hope your hideout is cool and peaceful.

one-hit_wonder said...

Oh yeah! Rest in peace while they rest in pieces. Enjoy the coolness!

Darya said...

Good for you! She sucks.

Good Egg Hunting said...

People cannot be obnoxious, insensitive AND have fans, so good for you. Sorry you had to endure hiding out from that awful shower.

Shinejil said...

Yeah, why should anybody get your friggin' fan? Are we experiencing some kind of recession-induced fan shortage? Then go by your own, preggo ho.

I think office baby showers feature highly in one of the lower circles of hell.

Barb said...

Why couldn't she get her OWN fan?? Pregnancy does not equal helpless invalid.

Malloryn said...

I'm so glad that you didn't give her the fan. Screw her. I hate office baby showers too!

Ally said...

Good for you, kiddo. Point both fans right in your direction and smile. I would! :)